!Life is mostly just a joke!

2010-06-10T02:23:00.000-07:00

I dunno why but I dun feel like posting on my blog nowadays..... Just spent the past 3 hours on facebook for dunno what, like finding ppl I know and looking at photos. Please dun get the wrong idea :)......

-By the British

Results

2010-05-21T13:13:00.000-07:00

Hey evrybody! How's it going?
Well, results are back, and I ain't happy 'bout them. I failed two subjects(Chinese and humanities) but at least I got an A2.....
English C6
A Maths C5
E Maths C6
Chemistry C6
Physics A2
Chinese E8
Humanities D7
L1R5: 32
At this rate, I won't be able to make it even into jc or even poly! Guess I must study more and play less and watch lesser porn(joking) eh? :D

-By the British

Long time........

2010-05-07T00:03:00.000-07:00

Hey there everybody!! I have not posted for.....2 months I think?

Well, Exams almost finished.....left A maths and Chinese Listening Comphre.......Sigh......Iwanna go out but no.........exam period! At least that is what my parents say.....

well, I hope i will not forget to post in the future!

Randomness

2010-03-20T17:42:00.001-07:00

Hahahahahahahahahajahajahphphohohohohohoohohohohohohohehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhuhuhhuhubuhuhuhuhuhihihuhuhiihohohihihohohihihohohihiho XD

-By the British

Yawn......

2010-03-20T17:41:00.000-07:00

Good morining to everybody who is awake and aware now. I'm going back to bed later so I'm not included.
Today there is nothing much to do except to finish up my homework, which is almost completed. A maths I dunno how to do. English is like whatever.........
Anyways, see you guys in school tomorrow!

-By the British

2010-03-20T10:15:00.001-07:00

From now onwards, any post you see, fast forward it by 3 hours and switch the am to pm and vice versa(eg; 5:30am should be 8:30pm)

-By the British

2010-03-20T10:12:00.000-07:00

I am still awake!!!!! But i'm off to bed now......

-By the British

2010-03-18T07:44:00.001-07:00

Hey there everybody!! It's me, Joshua jones!!! Yayyyyyyyy!!!!! ( the place goes silent )
Today is Thursday! But I guess you all know about that already........ Went to tristion's house earlier today, spent the whole time playing his computer.
After that I rush home as my family going out to watch "how to train your dragon" in 3D!!! Great movie though...... Now I'm just counting down the hours until tomorrow......

-By the British

English oral

2010-03-14T07:48:00.000-07:00

Everybody shud know that there is the English oral tomorrow......and also maths ip coaching......haiz..... Must get up earlier. Oh yea!!! Tomorrow my dad's b'day!! Happy birthday daddy'o!! XD

-By the British

Ct

2010-03-13T15:47:00.001-08:00

Haiz..... Common test over liao. My results? It's an up down kinda thing. I mean just look:

English: C6
Damn. BUT I pass. Dunno y some ppl fail.....

E maths: A2
Not bad, could do better though.....

A maths: E8
Aiyo, if no careless mistake then I pass liao :(

Chemistry: D7
Surprisely I failed chem! Try to find Another half mark.....

Physics: A2
Own the class man! I was 2nd! XD

Geography: C6
One of the few geniuses that passed :)

Social studies: gradeless....
How did I get 6/30????

Chinese: C6
At least I passed this also.......

-By the British

Crappy

2010-03-10T06:09:00.001-08:00

Why does everybody get influenced so easily? I mean it is quite flattering....... Like last year, I was a
'pervert' but only so as to make ppl laugh right? Now there are about......let me count.......like 20 people? Lol sia XD. Den how about the catch phrase " like no mother/father like that"? Now got like 10 people copy me and Yu Heng saying that liao.
Isn't dat fluffy?

-By the British

2010-03-07T13:18:00.001-08:00

The post below was posted at 5:17am on monday 8 of march

-By the British

What the........

2010-03-07T13:16:00.001-08:00

I have been awake for about one hour already. I seriously don't know why!! I have been flicking thru all the blog posts and playing games on my itouch. Now I am usin it to blog!! Isn't that fluffy? XD

So anyway, I think I might either a) Go eat breakfast now, or b) Turn the tv on to wAtch some cartoons. I think I'll do both.....haha lol!!

Oh yeah!!! Today we shud be getting back some of our ct results!! I bet my e maths gonna own until like......like.......like no father like that. So I hope that you guys will pass at least 2 subjects.......

-By the British

A converstion

2010-03-07T03:00:00.001-08:00

Please look at the following conversation between me & my bloggy......

Me: Hi blog!
Blog: .............
Me: what's wrong?
Blog: .............
Me: come on, tell me!!!!!
Blog: ..........
Me: okay u know what? F**k you to hell man!! Tell me!!!
Blog: ............
Me: your mom die......

-By the British

Hi hi

2010-03-07T02:51:00.001-08:00

Wah today on the way back home, I saw this damn pretty girl. I went on the bus from orchard, and she saw me and recognized me!! From K2 so long still can recognize me! So pro!! Of course I recognize her also lah.......u think I like like no mother like that???LOL
Unfortunately she no hp number, so cannot ask her out.... I tell you arh....if I took a picture of her and you guys saw it, you either get a nose bleed or sumting else......... Those of you who know me well shud noe wHat am I talking about XD heheheh......

-By the British

Coffee drunk??

2010-03-05T19:58:00.001-08:00

I just realized something yesterday: some people cannot drink coffee without people turning around to look at them. Specifally Suqi, hui qi and Yu Heng. That was soooo funny; suqi's face was turning red after her coffee, Yu Heng and hui qi were all high, and THEY did not even drink any!!

Ah well, at least no one died and everyone lived happily ever after XD

-By the British

Early in the morning,.....

2010-03-01T13:11:00.000-08:00

I applaud anybody who is awake right now. So far, only one person will get those claps, and she was awake for 10 minutes longer liao. Aiyo, today got geog and Chinese common test;why they call it common test, I dunno...... Good luck to everybody!!!!
XD

-By the British

Haha

2010-02-28T00:59:00.000-08:00

This can be used to describe some ppl.

-By the British

Haha lol

2010-02-28T00:58:00.000-08:00

This can be used to describe some ppl:

-By the British

Gone crazy?

2010-02-28T00:54:00.001-08:00

Hello people!! I wonder what are u all doing? Hope u are all studying for the exams and not playing computer or anything!! See, I so good boy, study study study, never goes blogging for nothing.....haiz, you guys shud be more like me!!
Walao, last night slept at 2am from chatting on msn all night and smsing, then fell asleep b4 the reply even came!! HAHALOLS XD!! Buuuuttttt, I woke up at 7.45 like only 6 hours of sleep....damn.....afternoon Liao still tired. I think I go drink some coffee...... Anybody want to join me?:D

-By the British

up late

2010-02-27T09:12:00.001-08:00

I am still awake!! I dunno why but I dun feel like sleeping...... Maybe it has got sumting to do wif the 3 vanilla lattes I drank tonight

-By the British

Sigh.......

2010-02-25T00:14:00.001-08:00

Sigh..... Today I going to emo for the day Liao. Sumting sad( to me ) happened to me, or rather it was unfair. Only ONE person, ONE!!!! person knows what was bothering me today. No use trying to find out who.....even if you manage to get the info out of him, I swear to god you are going to regret it, regardless you are a guy or a girl, especially if you go around spreading it!!!! Maybe 1 or more lucky person will know what I was emoing about......heh heh heh......

-By the British

Tired

2010-02-19T05:14:00.000-08:00

Hi guys, it's 6 in the morning nut it seems that I am the only one awake...... T.T at first I tot I saw someone online on msn, but that was just my brother playing with HIS itouch.
English summary finish Liao, still got chinesey winesey but I don't feel like doing it.....

Damn it, i'm so tired, yet I cannot go back to sleep..... I feel like crying.....I need a hug..... But I shall try to go back to sleep..................

Hihi

2010-02-18T23:38:00.000-08:00

Hello everybody!! It's me your favourite buddy, Joshy Woshy!! I just came back from school, quite surprising cause on fri fri I normally come home at like 7 or sumting liddat..... Aiyah exam coming soon, must study hard so as not to disappoint mummy & daddy right?

-By the British

Linking

2010-02-18T03:23:00.001-08:00

K guys I won't be able to link you until I use a computer or something because using itouch to configure all this is damn irritating ang it gets laggy after a while, so please be patient.

For enquiries, pls call: 999 or 995
ThAnk you for your kind attention.

-By the British

Hihihi

2010-02-16T12:41:00.000-08:00

Hello everybody!! it's joshy!!

I just woke up, so u must be thinking why am I up so early right? Well I dunno why also, just didn't feel like sleeping......

-By the British

the blog

2010-02-13T23:02:00.000-08:00

Very quickly, I know the blogblog is a bit screwed up, but it will be okay soon.

I'm back!!

2010-02-13T22:56:00.000-08:00

Hey hey its Joshua!! At one of my friends house rights now, using his com for 'funny funny things'......

Just watched Percy Jackson and the lightning thief on Friday, rate it 5/5, 5* movie!!
Speaking of movies, here are my top 5 favourite movies:
5)Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief
4)G.I. Joe
3)Transformers(Both the first and the second one)
2)Batman: The Dark Knight
1)2012

A new day

2010-02-10T14:04:00.001-08:00

Wa lau just woke up sia, eat breakfast Liao dunno wat to do so I come here post on the blogblog.
Anyways, exam coming soon!! Got nothing to be excited about, still want to 'Yay Yay Yay!!!!!'....... nothing better to do.... Lol

-By the British

another new skin

2010-02-09T00:37:00.000-08:00

NOW my blogskin is up.....nice fluffy and green like yu heng's house.....

new skin

2010-02-05T00:25:00.000-08:00

Finally my blogskin ok liao....took me like 30 minutes to configure and dunno what....it is a bit squezzy though

HiHiHi

2010-02-04T22:59:00.000-08:00

HiHiHihI I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW i havent been updating, but I was 'busy' doing other things....*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

To Vanessa: I tell u liao, I get IzZe to give u the fluffy present, but u dun 1 2 listen........ T.T

Another post

2010-01-08T02:13:00.001-08:00

Hello everybody!! It's...... Joshua!!:) I haven't posted in quite q while, so here is another post. I have nothing to say right now, sooooo I guess I'll just finish up. To: hui jie: why you ditch me today :) ?

The failed computer

2009-12-22T04:39:00.000-08:00

Hi everybody!

I am at the internet cafe in Jakarta and you have no idea how slow this computer is at loading certain things like my blog. Do you know how long it took for me to log in? 2 minutes!! 2 MINUTES!!! That is totally ridiculous right? At least while typing the computer doesn't freeze, unlike the previous one I tried...It froze while I started typing......damn it.....

Anyways, I won't be back till 2nd January, so don't try to call or sms me!! My phone is on flight mode so I won't get charged for roaming. The only time you will be able to sms me will be on the 25th of december and the 31st also for "Merry Christmas and a happy new year!" messages.

Well, that is all I have time for(actually i just ran out of ideas on what to type), so I will try to update it on friday or thursday or tomorrow.

random........N

2009-12-10T01:59:00.000-08:00

HI GUYS!! LONG TIME NEVER POST!! SO SAD!!

Anyways, guess what day it is today! Come on, try it!! You don't know? You remind of a 4 year old with an IQ of -1 000 000 000!

Today IS.........(drumroll)........thursday! Isn't that great?

Tomorrow Me & mother will be collecting my books and my uniform. Why so ex? It is like $200 in total. I think this is such a rip off.......might as well go the casino opening next year, go win $10 so much better........

Well, TTFN!!!!

P.S.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA

In Jakarta

2009-11-26T21:57:00.000-08:00

Hi guys!! I am at an interet cafe in Jakarta now, and the charges are so damn cheap. In singapore, you pay about $1, at the very least, right? Here, transferred to sing-dollars, would be about....65 to 75 cents? I have like 100 000 rp now, and the rate is 4000 rp, so I can play for like 25 hours or something like that. Cool right?

I have been trying to update my blog via my psp, if that is even possible, but I cannot even find a freakin' network in the house!!

Well, I will try to post again tomorrow! Bye!

Fun fair!!!

2009-11-25T07:41:00.000-08:00

I am at a funfair!!

Just kidding. I am at the airport waiting for my private jet to get ready for our flight to Jakarta.
Will be staying there till sunday, then rowing back to Sentosa.

I think this whole trip will cost up to.....$5 000 000? Either that or more, but that is nothing compared to how much my house cost.....It was free!! Of course, drains are usually free and you can get prices of up to $1!! What a great bargain!

Jokes aside, I will be going to Jakarta for Hari Raya Haji, be there till Sunday. No computers or cable, the most technologically advanced thing there will be my PSP...

Well then, I will try to post more often(YEAH RIGHT!!!).

Soccer-sad no go!!!

2009-11-05T23:54:00.000-08:00

Hi guys!!

Today, some of the guys, including me, were planning to play soccer. I think everyone except me went. Why didn't I go? Well, I was playing at the playground yesterday, then I fell about 1.5m onto my back on the ground. What the hell, then my shoulder kena injury....cannot play soccer...

Some of you idiots(Jason Foo included), will say, "Play soccer need to use arm or shoulder one meh??" Well, to answer your question, if you have seen how we play, then you will understand. Jie Xiang always will bang into you if you are on the opposing team and you are going for the damn ball. Then he pretends to be running away from a gorilla, screaming how gay he looks and stuff like that.

Afterwards, he gets nightmares about seeing his own face in the mirror. Seriously, who wouldn't get nightmares from seeing his face? Especially since I am a good friend of his, I see his face damn sian already, still want to give me brain cancer and nightmares.....But you do know I am joking right Jie Xiang? Please don't kill me the next time you see my handsome face........

2nd post

2009-11-02T03:00:00.000-08:00

I am unable to go online to msn, sooooooo.. i went to www.iloveim.com hich is a chat website that is not that pro......

Sigh....still at my mom's friend's house watching 'stuff', and please dun think wrong..

A day in the life of Joshua

2009-11-02T00:31:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone!! This is Joshua right here!! I am at my mother's friend's house using her computer now, while they are chatting in the living room.

As you all must know, saturday was the service-learning thing. My buddies from tanglin school were Jason and Derick. When I first saw the name 'Jason', my first thought was "Since when is Jason Foo in Tanglin School?"

After the project, as the buddies were going home, Zaki kept on telling me how cute Derick was(I think he gay). Jason was easier to talk to, but he speaks very quickly, so only people with an IQ of 175 and above, including me, can understand him. Oh yeah, Zaki if you are reading this, remember to return me my $2 next year or I go your house spray paint and hang pig ass!!

See you chinese pupils on Wednesday!!

The boy who never posts....

2009-10-30T02:57:00.000-07:00

Otherwise known as Joshua Jones!! I just remembered my blog today after about....3 weeks? At least I bother coming back to post this for you all.

As all you people should know by now, the EOY results are out!! 2F totally dominated and owned the top 10 people in sec 2! I still cannot believe I am 2nd in the level!! Double pure science and geography is the course I wanna go into, but a bit worried the damn class will be filled by Jason so I cannot squeeze in liao... :(

Now I'm at Orchard Road, waiting for the service-learning thing that is tomorrow...so sad cannot sleep in....wtf all the way until 7PM! Might as well go watch Janson in the toilet(might as well go commit suicide, an even better idea!)......

Ah well, see you guys tomorrow in school for the SL project! :D

Jie xiang's face.....

2009-10-05T19:05:00.000-07:00

This is Jie Xiang's face up close and personal. I hope you like it.

School

2009-10-01T15:01:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone! I am just about to leave for school.

Today is the chinese exam. If any of you guys are this, I wIsh you the best of luck!!
I hope I do exceptionally well......

Back from....

2009-09-28T18:52:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody!! i am back from Jakarta! I could only post today because I could not use the com at home. This will be longer so bear with me.

While in Jakarta, the road trips are DAMN long, up to 2 hours. On one of the trips, I wondered what would happen if my father closed his eyes for 10 seconds while driving. This is what I came up with...

1) Nothing will happen.
2)We knock down someone.
3)We knock down a motorcycle.
4)We crash into a car.
5)Someone in the car gets a heart attack from shock.
6)We fly off a cliff.
7)We die from numbers 4 and 6.
8)Nothing happens, but just as my dad opens his eyes, we swerve to avoid something and crash into a petrol station, killing himself, the six other people in the car, and 200 other people around the place.

Thank goodness when my dad tried it, only number 2 happened.

The airport

2009-09-18T05:03:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone!! I am at the airport now. As some of you may know, I would be going to Jakarta. I will not be back until next Wednesday.

Meanwhile, I will TRY to update this blog of mine, but only if I can use my dad's laptop or find free Internet access. By the way, please do not call or sms me for the next 5 days. I did not bring my phone as it was deemed unnecessary.

See you guys on Thursday!!

At my CCA

2009-09-16T00:50:00.000-07:00

Hello everybody!! I am at my CCA today, as I decided not to go for the entrepreneurship thingy which is also known as project exclamation.

Right now, there is some lame animation being played on the projector now, and the main characters face reminds me of a monster from the depths of hell. Now we have a video of 3 retarded alien space chickens doing hip-hop dancing and pretending to be the next Michael Jackson. Interestingly though, one of them just did a kungfu kick like Jackie Chan.

Well, I will TRY to keep my blog updated weekly, if not then monthly.

Back from Geylang 2

2009-09-14T19:02:00.000-07:00

Continuing the story, I also decided that enough was enough and went home to watch some movies like 300 and Wanted.

The next day, I went to visit Bard Pitt in hospital. It turns out he was hospitalized because he was 'attacked' by this crazy 95-year-old lady from outer space. After a couple of hours, Jie Xiang shows up with a bunch of flowers and chocolate.

It was at this point when Brad Pitt started screaming,"Ahhhhh!!!! The old lady!! Get her away from me!!" This went on for about 20 minutes, after which Jie Xiang was promptly kicked out of the hospital.

!THE END!

Back from Geylang

2009-09-14T18:56:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody!! Sorry I did not post anything on my R-rated blog for a while. I was busy at geylang doing 'funny funny' things......

It all started when Jie Niang Qiang and Hui Jie decided that enough was enough and they wanted to party like a couple of sexually-active people at a mass orgy, so I decided to come along for the 'fun' as well. Unfortunately, I only brought $500. Jie Xiang brought $5k and Hui Jie brought $3k. As I was too poor to pay, I had to watch and eat at the same time. This was just like a movie execpt a lot more noisy and longer.

I will tell you more later.....

My music

2009-08-29T02:21:00.000-07:00

I just realized that about 5% of my mixpod is gone! Ah well, you can still hear it right?

A day in the life of a loser

2009-08-29T02:12:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody!

Today is saturday, tomorrow is Sunday. Fasting isn't too bad, now I am at orchard road. Just about 2 hours ago I was playing the playstation 2, so I am slacking a lot nowadays on weekends and relaxing.

Monday is teacher's day celebration, and we will not be studying or having lessons! Unfortunately, we will be in the hall the whole day, but at least we are released at 11am. A whole 2 hours off the normal schedule!

Well then, bye bye and try not to have too much fun without me.

P.S.I think we are supposed to wear class tee on monday.

Soccer

2009-08-21T05:11:00.000-07:00

We played soccer after school today. Below is the information:

Time: 12-1.30pm

Teams: Brazil vs England

Players: Jie Xiang, Hui Jie, Edmund, Daren Lim, Darren Loh, Joshua Jones(me), Wee Kiat,

Zhi Hao, Triston, Janson(he ruined the game, I got brain cancer when I saw his face), Brendan,

Jun Yi and Benjamin.

Score: 5:4. Singapore wins!

Referee: David Beckham.

For more details, please go to jx-musical-realm.blogspot.com

Death threats

2009-08-21T05:04:00.000-07:00

I have just received 9,388 death threats from Jie Xiang, but I am not going to take them seriously. He still has not beaten me up. To all my dearest fans, do not despair over my endangered life. If I DO get murdered in my sleep then you all know who to look for.

P.S. join the Joshua Jones fan club today! Registration is $5,000,. not including 95% service charge. For more information please go to: jjdynamite1234.blogspot.com OR www.google.com.sg/hahahaha/sv22-?yyrb/gt

Today in school

2009-08-17T18:54:00.000-07:00

Remember that photo I posted about Jie Xiang yesterday? Well, today in school, he told my he was very touched by that gay photo of himself sucking his finger. I think that a patient from Woodbridge has escaped and has come to Kranji Secondary School.

We are having IT lesson now, so we are using the computers to do things. For example, Jie xiang tried to go to ravenriley.com, but unfortunately, it was blocked. Benjamin is next to me, watching 'videos' of himself last night at geylang. I think that the women in the video are not hot enough. Who in their right mind would want to make out with an old fat lady? Only Benjamin!!

Today

2009-08-17T01:28:00.000-07:00

Once, Jie xiang told me this was his favourite picture. He says it reminds him of himself when he was three.

Have I told you guys about the soccer ball we found in school last week? Well, it is deflated and we cannot play with it anymore. "Why don't you just pump it?''you ask. Well, there is a leak on the INSIDE of the ball, so we cannot inflate it. We were planning to go to Lot 1 next week to check out the prices and maybe chip in some money to by a ball. Personally, I am a bit worried about the price of the ball. Jie Xiang said it would be about $15-$25, but I think it may be around 50 cents.

The common test is coming in 2 days time! Science is not worrisome, but my chinese is. They say the paper will have a speech and a letter, but we only choose one. I will choose the letter. The speech is soooooo damn hard to write for the places where we are supposed to write the names, addresses and stuff like that, but they gain you no marks. They can minus your marks if you get them wrong though. How fair is that?

It is times like this when I feel that the people who came up with this system of mark distribution have nothing better to do other than torture us poor defenseless children.

Posty post

2009-08-15T02:54:00.000-07:00

Hi guys. I found another MAcbook. This is the Macbook Air.

I just went to Jie Xiang's bloggy, and on the post from....Friday? he wrote that Jayne kept on 'banging' him during PE. When I read that line, well, lets just say I had funny yet gross thoughts of the two of them. Can you imagine them? Naughty Jie Niang go betray the Mu Lao Hu a.k.a the rabbit.

P.S. To Jie Xiang, Jayne, and Vanessa: please do not beat me up when you see this post. I am just stating the facts.

P.P.S I am just typing whatever I like. You guys have no right to insult or criticise me and my intelligent posts!

Another post

2009-08-15T02:36:00.000-07:00

Hi guys, its Josh!!!

I know that I haven't updated my blog for like......1 year, but I will update you all.

Tonight my family and I will be watching the movie 'UP', on 3D. The tickets are like $13 each, but that is okay. Its not like it is my money....HAHA. 7pm would be the timing for it....I think.

Anyway, I just finished my Home Econs coursework on Friday. Handing it up on monday is my great idea, but I think I may forget. On monday we have a maths test too, but my damn calculator is in my brother's school cause he left it there!! I think I may need to borrow one....again.

Now if you guys are thinking that I am using the house computer to type all my posts, then you are an epic failure. I am using the computers in various places in shopping centres on orchard road. Now I am using this Macbook Pro to type all this 'stuff' for your entertainment. Hope you are giggling with joy now.

Well, I have to go now, because I am busy watching videos on the internet. For people like Jie Xiang and Hui Jie, please do not think wrongly.

Crap

2009-07-27T18:56:00.001-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

Yesterday there were 20 bees in my fluffy house, and my mother killed them all.

Speaking of bees, Jie Xiang was owned today when we got our chem results for the test. I got 11.5/15, Hui Jie got 10.5/15 and Isaac Tan CE got 8.5/15. Jie Xiang got owned as he only got 3.5/15 for the test. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
His target was 15 marks,but I think the only way that would happen would be if I did the test for him.

My friend BONG BONG came back to school today after having a 9 day MC. Jun Yi did not tell him about any of the homework we had. Lol.

Jie xiang

2009-07-13T19:20:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

My stupid friend Jie niang also spammy my bloggy.
I think he sucks.

Blog screwed.

2009-07-03T00:33:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

I just realised that after I got my cbox up and running, my link list just disappeared! Then I tried to customize it and all it said was to ask me to upgrade that freakin' blogskin?

This really pisses me off, and not just that. This computer mouse is screwed up as well! it will go up and down with ease, but it is really difficult to move it from side to side. Too bad that they will not replace this f**king mouse with a better brand or a new one.

Putting that aside, I am going to watch Ice Age 3 this weekend with my parents. We may also be going to Escape Theme Park later this weekend too, and Hui Jie might be coming along, but he may not be able to go.....sad.

On that happy thought, there was an Infocomm competition where we had to make a computer game with Adobe Flash CS4, but my group failed, whereas Kashib's group did better than we did.
They already submitted the game to the society thingy where they will see how much the game sucks. The lousier the better, I think. Anyway, hope they get through.

at this moment there is a kid singing a song from Jason Mraz horribly! Now this freakin' computer just screwed up my text format. Fixed it! partially.......... Now he is singing even louder!!But his friend just slaaped him. He deserved it.

Well, I'm signin' off.

Hip hip hooray

2009-07-01T00:59:00.001-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!!

I finally got my cbox and music thingy up!
Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay Yay yay yay yay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm signin' off!

Totally stressed

2009-06-30T02:05:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

I am in school, again, and we are at the end of our wits here. The Flash game we are trying to create is screwed because of it's action script. Our team member, Wee Kiat, is not here again for the second time in a row(probably the last time in a row) and we will not be able to do it tomorrow! He says that he has to go out with his mom to Causeway point but I do not see why he cannot refuse. At the very second, you read the word 'At the' when my friend Jaswin just got stressed out. The game is corrupted.

THIS SUCKS.

bye

Infocomm thingy

2009-06-28T23:27:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

I am in school now, typing on my blog and doing a flash game, which we are facing a choice of whether to create a racing game or shooting game...

Anyways, my family andI just went to Sentosa on Saturday, where we played on the luge. We had such fun!! Then we went to catch Songs of the sea, which was cool.
Hope we can go again! Oh yeah!! My parents said we may go to Escape Theme Park, and my brother and I are allowed to bring a friend. dunno who though.....

Well, i'm signin' off now.

2009-06-17T18:37:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

I am at Nanyang Polytechnic now, as I was yesterday. Would be staying here from 9am to 5pm.
My good friend Jaswin is sitting right next to me now, playing some childish word game on the internet. I am playing this addictive game called Thing Thing Arena 3, which can be found on www.notdoppler.com and is quite a bloody game.

Well, I'm signin' off now.

A day on earth

2009-06-13T01:35:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, it's Josh!!

I haven't updated my blog for about......1 month and 6 days I think?
Anyways, I am in Isaac's house now, typing this noob post for your pitiful eyes to see. Hope you love it. I will be leaving Iz zE house soon, in about 22 minutes or so.

My parents are going to stay in the marriot hotel tonight, dunno why on earth are they planning to do so.
And please, do not think bad about my parents staying in a hotel room for 1 night by themselves. If you do I think you are either: a)watching too much tv, b)a hopeless pervert,or c) my good friend Jie Xiang.

My mother and grandma are both going to Jakarta I think in the beginning of July, but I do not know if my brother is tagging along with them. He has a 'camp' in a 4-star hotel in Thailand despite the H1N1. My father says that my brother's camps are more like vacations organized by the school and paid for by the parents.

Personally I think it is a good thing that the students are 13 this year. Who knows what 'accidents' might happen if they were 18 years old?

Well, I'm signin' off now.

Mother's day

2009-05-07T23:42:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!!

You all may know that mother's day is coming this Sunday.
Have YOU gotten your dear mother any presents??
My brother and I both got our mother this shiny spoon in a display case. Just last week I had gotten a brand new iron as the old one is almost broken, while my brother is planning to buy an electric kettle, which is about $35 to $5000. Now the question is, what are we going to get for our mother's birthday later this year?

Any way, my mid year exams are almost over!!
WoooooooooHoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The chemistry paper was quite easy, while the 2nd math paper today was slightly tricky.

By the way, rumour has it that my mom and my brother will be going to Jakarta this July for my mom's driving test. More details at jjdynamite1234.blogspot.com. For enquiries, please call 999, 995, 911, or 1900 112 6868. thank you.

Well, I'm signin' of now.

Poor jason....

2009-05-06T20:07:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Joshua!!!

I took the LRT with Jason, Hui Fang, Hui Jie and Vanessa yesterday, and I can tell you Jason was 'bullied' all the way to Fajar!!He was supposed to get off at Senja, but he could not get of the Train!!LOL...
He also said that he was never taking the LRT ever again, but I doubt his word.

My mid-year-exams are here too!!I hope that I get great results and that the exam finishes quickly!

Well, I'm signin' off.

Another new post

2009-04-20T02:04:00.000-07:00

Yo guys, its Josh!
I just got my phone back 2 weeks ago!Hip Hip Hooray!!
But........my mother says that she is going two change the plans for me and my brother's phone.
Reason?Well, i did not use my phone for 1 and a half months, yet when one of the bills came, it was $30!That shows that even if I do not use my phone at all. we still have to pay $30!!That's a rip-off!!I think it WILL be easier to rob a bank or something......

Putting that aside, the mid-year exams are coming soon!!Booooooooo!!!!!Well, i am going to have to study hard, so as not to disappoint my parents.
Also, my brother was going to go to camp with his school in Thailand, but because of political unrest, it is cancelled. I understand that decision. They are problably worried about getting shot or getting caught in a crossfire between the minister and the 'gangsters'.

Well, I'm signing off!

New post

2009-04-07T23:18:00.000-07:00

Wow it has been 3 months since I last post a blog, but it is just that I have been a bit busy.
Anyways, today my school had the sports day, and unfortunately, my house came in sixth and last(winning isn't everything). The champions, Ibex house were the champions for the first time in the history of our school, and some people kept on bragging about the win.
My Kestrel house was last, but it doesn't matter because we were once six time champions!In ur face, Ibexians!
It was also quite boring during the runs, because all we did was sit in the hot sun getting sun tans.
It will surely ruin my complexion.
I didn't bring my phone 'cause my phone bill was too much, so I ended up borrowing my friend's MP4 player for about one hour.My mother said as a punishment i had to pay for the phone bill myself, but I still haven't paid it yet. Hopefully this problem will be over by the end of this week.

________

2009-01-08T00:40:00.000-08:00

If u go 2 my class blog u can see some of my friends' blogs.

Earn money?

2009-01-08T00:34:00.001-08:00

They say ur blogs
can earn money
for you!

Happy tree friends

2009-01-08T00:32:00.000-08:00

I have deleted the happy
tree friends videos 'cause
they may be too gory
and bloody for some people.

Aesthetics

2009-01-08T00:28:00.000-08:00

Look's like I got guitar 4 my aesthetics lesson.

Thank god I have
my own guitar but actually it is my brother's guitar.

The ones that the school would
buy for us are $55-$65.Sadly, one
of the strings on the guitar is broken.

Have to get a new one!

Hooray!

2009-01-08T00:24:00.000-08:00

Hooray I got a new handphone
and I am soooooo happy!
Actually I got it last friday
but I didn't get to update the blog.

End of Holiday....

2009-01-01T22:24:00.000-08:00

Aiyo.....

End of holiday already?Went back 2 skul today & 'reunited' with my friends....

But why did skul have 2 start on friday?
It is like back 2 school 2day, next day weekend!

Recommend

2008-12-19T22:58:00.000-08:00

I recommend that u go 2 youtube
and watch Jeff Dunham
and his funny puppets

Holiday!

2008-12-19T22:51:00.000-08:00

Hi!

I am in Changi Airport right now!
I'm going 2 Jakarta but sadly I am not taking the Airbus A380.......

Birthday Party

2008-12-02T00:51:00.000-08:00

I am at my friend, Isaac, house celebrating his birthday!

No time for a proper present though!Soooo Sad!!!

NEW!

2008-12-02T00:45:00.000-08:00

Hi!

I have had quite a few crappy blogs, but this is the proper blog.

Hi

1970-01-01T16:52:00.000-08:00

Hey everybody! Me is back!
Exams are now over, as you all probably know.

Well, 2 of my friends' birthdays are coming up. Also, got the errrrr......concert called winde de brassion? Yea.....11 June or sumting liddat....

-By the British